Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.

“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”

by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025

T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.

Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.

by Laujee May 15, 2025

Skibidi Jizz

An angry, threatening, vengful, ejaculate

If you don't move out of my fucking way I'm gonna skibidi jizz in your face.

by OnTheSlide July 27, 2025

Flowberry jizz

When you Netflix and chill with the huz and y'all start getting freaky. And the white stuff comes flying out like a mf

Yo, I gave my girl the flowberry jizz last night.

by John Jork August 9, 2025

Salad Jizz

Another term for Ranch Dressing in the Midwest.

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

Rhino jizz

What the disgusting candy you Americans call “Nerds Rope” tastes like.

Joe: Yo Luke have you tried this candy called Nerds Rope?
Luke: Yeah I have and it tastes like fuckin’ rhino jizz!

by BadOmensEnjoyer December 26, 2025