Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

Extra ass

Extremely extra.

I can’t with her and her extra ass personality.

by Tinky4 July 2, 2018

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

ass gadget

n. a rather contemptible person.
(Synonymous to ass clown but more critical.)

s. ass gadget

p. ass gadgets

(Can be shortened to assgadget for stylistic purposes.)

~middle of blunt~

josh: dude this weed fucking sucks.

andrew: well you didn’t pay for any of it, fucking ass gadget.

by fantasyclique October 20, 2019

Dunkin ass

When your ass cheeks droop down to the toilet water

Mom: i have DUNKIN ASS

Kid: NOT AGAIN

by Poison53 January 25, 2018