happy drake day

September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.

joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!

joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya

joe: happy drake day mommy

by ilovedrakefanboyoursexycanada September 29, 2022

Happy Slap

When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.

I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.

by Iron--Mike May 16, 2016

I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

I love my tudong ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

by Handle100 August 08, 2023

Happy middles

Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.

A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle

by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 04, 2020

Nice fluffy happy sheep

A seemingly innocent term that is actually gross slang for something sexual or fetish related
Coined by @glitsubasa on Twitter on 2021/12/21

Man, the term “Rainbow kiss” sure is a nice fluffy happy sheep

by Retard Supremacist December 22, 2021

Happy Happy Happy

The phrase this Banana Cat uses when he’s happy

Banana Cat: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! *music plays happy tune*

Stranger: Slaps Banana Cat

Banana Cat: *cries* YEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!

by TanglefingStar October 02, 2023

Happy Derpy

Phrase created by Pigstand Genie that can be both are a congratulations wish and/or insult depending on how it is use.

Happy derpy (username).
Well If that is not a happy derpy.
You are such a Happy derpy you are.

by Phynixcall December 23, 2022