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Free Real Estate

A simple sex move in which one carves open the others body and crawls inside making a home like that of a turtle or snail. This position is unique because you get to penetrate from inside so that after the other is sewed back together with the one inside, it appears that the other has a retractable pp. sometimes, an extra pleasurable experience will result in the one refusing to crawl back out through the vaginal whole and instead creating a new species of double human that become so happy with pleasure they evaporate into ultimate beings of intellect with an unchallenged knowledge of sex. This move can be done with multiple people.
I heard that Carley became a new species after having a free real estate
by Princessdonkey February 9, 2020
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Free throw

is a woman that you take home and "love" after losing a fight,game,ect.and leave in the middle of the night when your all done. As Free throw in basketball is to take a shot when you were fouled by another player. Is usually done out of sympathy for the loser and also is usually a gargantuan or Ugly Women.
Guy1:Hey so I heard you went home with the bearded chick after you got your ass stomped by Marcus?

Guy2: Yeah bro, its no big though she was nothing but a free throw.

Guy1:Yeah...look dude after that whole mess I decided i can't hang with you no more seeings how you like men's facial hair all on your junk and all.
by Travis Stimpson January 5, 2009
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Free Inhabitant

A free man or woman who is not a "citizen." A citizen refers to one who is under a jurisdiction and within that jurisdiction they enjoy the privileges and sometimes the protection of the state, city or country of that jurisdiction. An inhabitant is one who lives and dwells in a specific place or area on the earth as a free being. They are free because they are under no one, only God. They enjoy and are aware of their unalienable rights, which are God-given, and not "privileges" that a corporation, government, state, cit or county claims to give to them.
I am a free inhabitant of the land called America. As a free inhabitant, I am not under the jurisdiction of the US corporation.
by Light Words May 11, 2021
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Fancy Free

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
by Zephyr May 6, 2004
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feef

what happens everytime adam has korean lunch meat
adam has feefal matter all over his face
by traveye September 9, 2003
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free willy

To skinny dip on a crowded beach and then run round the beach naked
Eh , lurd this free willy'in is boss i feel so free like ive just been on a nite of mozam
by Twiggy August 3, 2004
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feef

someone who jacks your shit and holds it for ransom; monetary or behavioral.
esch is a sped feef. she took my phone because i wasn't being nice to her.
by caspuh October 22, 2004
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