double click

Taking two tokes in concession without passing to other members of the toking circle.

Secondary definition - to takeout of turn.

Also: double clicking, double clicked.

Person 1: you just took a toke.
Person 2: so.
Person 1: don't double click I want a toke!

Second example

Person cuts in line, "hey man, don't double click end of the line."

by MGDnweed June 18, 2011

double dump

A double dump is when one takes a shit, wipes then flushes and whilest washing their hands gets a clogged up feeling in ones anus and then realises they have not yet finished taking a shit, and has to get back on the bog and finish the job.

Two girl's standing by sink in public toilet.
One girl says to the other...
"yo girl i just did a double dump"
"OOoo that nasty! i hope you washed your shity hands" replies the girl.

by moolphir cockhand April 15, 2009

double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 13, 2011

double sportin'

When you're screwing two seperate Cougars without them knowing about each other.

My double sportin' days were over when Lacy found out about Melissa.

by OERIC January 5, 2009

Doubled Dragon

One male sits naked attempting to perform oral sex on himself. Another person sits on the shoulders of the first male, also naked and defecates down thier back. A long deep moan is encouraged from both parties to complete this act on its entirety.

Did you see Kevin and jake last night? I walked in on them performing a doubled dragon !

by Terence towling March 21, 2019

Double turn

Suddenly turning then walking back in the same direction you came.

You usually change your mind or remember you have forgotten something so you quickly turn back.

"I seen you walking home then you turned around so fast to go to the shop."

"LOL you did a DOUBLE TURN !!!"

by purpl3' January 11, 2012

double hurricane

The act of satisfying a male sexually with both hands simultaneously, simulating a hurricane-like motion. NOT a really big drink you can order at the bar.

- "How did your date with Sally go?"
- "Sally's the shit; she gave me a double hurricane."

by fuckinshitdoesanyonehavethisname? August 31, 2005