Red Cum Dragon
A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)
"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"
"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
Red Cum Dragon by Yousuf May 28, 2003
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