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Red Cum Dragon

A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)
"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"

"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
Red Cum Dragon by Yousuf May 28, 2003
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alaskin fire dragon 

The meaning a a alaskin nigger
I am a alaskin fire dragon
alaskin fire dragon by Eggmannigga December 21, 2020

red dragon 

when you are having ass sex with a girl and you punch her very hard in the ass she will tighten up when she does that pull your dick out, this will rip the lining of her ass out, giving her a Red Dragon tail.
i gave kailey quinn a red dragon.
red dragon by dane johnson December 3, 2004

Smokeing dragon 

When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.
Smokeing dragon by Chuck March 25, 2003

sloppy dragon 

While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut
my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.
sloppy dragon by chauncey December 28, 2003

Welsh Dragon 

While in a state of annebriation getting bummed by a big black man named bernie
Oh fuck look at Simon getting welsh dragoned
Welsh Dragon by gufflefuck June 19, 2009

Magenta Crystal Dragon 

Fun-loving and good natured, Magenta Crystal Dragon tend to be responsible rulers. They establish domains in the cold, open northern reaches, building castles out of snow and ice. They leave these castles open to the sky, for they love to watch the stars on clear, cold nights.

Hatchlings have glossy white scales that become more and more translucent with age. By the time they reach adulthood, these scales become luminescent in moonlight. In the full light of the day they glow with a dazzling, almost unbearable brilliant magenta.

Like other benevolent dragons, the crystal dragons prefer to talk rather than fight. Even without special abilities, they can be charming and engaging to an extreme. Gems and metal ores are their foods of choice.A crystal dragon's breath weapon is a cone of glowing shards. The shards slice and cut those caught in the cone.
Magenta Crystal Dragons cone of crystals > you