Bowling ball

2 finger up the females vagina and one thumb up the ass therefore you appear to be holding a bowling ball

Grant: I gave Rosanna an amazing bowling ball last night

Chris: Dude same here with Rachel, maybe we should have a doubles match

by CHGC May 1, 2009

ball hair

these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

by Tank December 29, 2003

ball gravy

anything wet and sticky that causes discomfort and odor on the male genitalia. The most common forms are sweat, and/or sex fluids from either the male or the female, or a combination of all three.

Baby, I have to hit the shower, I am full of ball gravy, and it is making me itch. Care to join?

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 27, 2007

Cock and Balls

When things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie

Raag: So we are not going to Disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
Kart: Freakin' cock and balls!!!

by Mohyal82 July 3, 2012

onion balls

A term used used to describe how your balls might smell, typicaly after walking around in the heat all day.

Damn bro its fucking hot out, I probably got a bad case of onion balls right now.

by MKasper August 9, 2006

Nerf Ball

A condom that has been used, and after sex, the bloke leans out of the window, (or aims at a place with people) and chucks it at them. Similar to the normal nerf ball, as in it is weighty at one end, and flys like hell! Appropriate scoring can be made for accuracy and distance of throw.

Bloke 1: "I was making love to my girl, and then when i came, I took it out, leant out the window, and nerf balled the kid in the garden next door!"
Bloke 2: "Awesome! Head Shot?"
Bloke 1: "Of course"
Bloke 2: "Wicked, the full 10 pointer then!"q

by TommytheTank July 5, 2009

burning balls

when someone applies A535 muscle rub to their testicles, creating a massive burning sensation

Oh dude, tubby put A535 on his balls, look at him, he's crying!

by Jebby November 28, 2004