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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
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apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
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apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.
Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!
by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023
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That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.
John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.
by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023
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Apple Silicon

Apple's latest line of advanced microchips running their extremely powerful mac lineup. It is truly innovated.
My Macbook Pro with Apple Silicon is blazing fast.
by technogodCEO December 25, 2024
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Apple Juice

One of the prettiest live streamers on MeetMe! So hot! So funny! Real humble too! And she a savage!!
“Yo! You check Apple Juice out today? Man she never stops!!”
by JuicesBiggestJuicer May 27, 2018
mugGet the Apple Juicemug.

Apple

Bob shot an arrow johns apple.
by Mr. Genius brain surgeon August 31, 2021
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