Selective altruism

Selective altruism is essentially when someone imprints on one to very few people, and ends up being aggressive to anyone else.

Person 1 “would you stop being such a selective altruist?” Selective altruism at work
Person 2, actively ready to swing at person 1 for making a crude joke about person 2’s chosen human being. “I’ll make your insides your outsides.”

by Lexithetransfem October 14, 2025

Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025

E-AltDev

A chronically online, very good-looking alt girl with clear grey hat hacker energy. Learned to code through forums, leaks, private Discords, and curiosity that crossed lines a few times. Has a past with police trouble, a record, and addiction she treats as history, not branding. Now works in big tech, trusted with systems she once would have poked at from the outside. Knows how things break because she used to test where the edges were.

“She went from probing systems at 2am to securing them at scale, total E-AltDev arc.”
“HR sees a senior engineer, security sees a risk reduction, but everyone knows she’s an E-AltDev.”

by TheKn1ght January 15, 2026

New Dominion Alternative Center

A center for educating middle grades (6 - 8) students in Virginia who have had difficulty succeeding in a traditional school. Smaller classes, more tolerant teachers, social skills instruction, and an alternative method of working with kids are all parts of the alternative program.

The goal of the school is to re-teach the students and help them learn to participate in the more-structured atmosphere of a traditional school. Helping them learn to become active participants in their own education is a primary goal. Reducing the frequency of unacceptable behaviors is another goal.

New Dominion Alternative Center is a mini-school that provides alternative education.

by News crew November 27, 2009

Kneel at the altar

When someone eats a woman's vaginal region

Sorry Jo didn't want to text it

Person 1: I got to kneel at the altar with her
Person 2: atta be

by Boomchackalaka July 3, 2016

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018