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Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%
Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border
by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024
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texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014
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Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.
Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.
by EasyE August 21, 2022
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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020
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Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda
He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.
by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020
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Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.
Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah
by The_facts March 27, 2019
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Texas

They have a lot of lakes
Texas has so much lakes on the side it’s kind of overwhelming
by Happy Christian November 23, 2023
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