hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old

Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.

by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023

big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken

Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!

by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

shit turd

a slur for black people in australia

look at that stupid shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023

giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.

Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd

by timi kay July 28, 2023

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.

Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!

by The Double E August 17, 2023