Stanky taint 

1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.

2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.

1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."

2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!

Stanky taint by Blisssss April 7, 2009

ass taint 

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

ass taint by chuck92 March 1, 2012

swamp taint 

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region

"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"

swamp taint by RaisinCookieCrumble July 6, 2016

Double Sack Taint Smack 

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint

Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!

Double Sack Taint Smack by Corey3259 April 11, 2015

Trainsgender 

Someone who identifies as a train.

person 1: you're transgender?
person 2: no dumbass i'm trainsgender, i'm a train

Trainsgender by person192184081442 December 10, 2019

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taintergy 

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.

Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.

taintergy by Austin Pealy August 19, 2006