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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
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Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.
"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"
by £xpensive February 12, 2019
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Happy-Seal

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

Créer Par BASCLE Léa
Happy-Seal it's very interesant
by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020
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Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.
Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”
by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025
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happy

you being exited
im so happy
by scott scummer June 11, 2018
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National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’
wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!
by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021
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