apple
by ReGarvee February 24, 2020
Get the applemug. Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
Get the Applemug. Obscure Slang
Also Spelled "Apple Bobber"
An Adam's apple, typically but not exclusively in reference to being the giveaway that an induvial who seems female is actually male.
Also Spelled "Apple Bobber"
An Adam's apple, typically but not exclusively in reference to being the giveaway that an induvial who seems female is actually male.
Will: Hey Savanna you think they will know I'm a guy?
Savanna: With that apple bopper you got there yeah. Here wear my scarf.
Savanna: With that apple bopper you got there yeah. Here wear my scarf.
by Psedogod January 14, 2024
Get the Apple Boppermug. Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
Get the Magic Applemug. by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024
Get the Jamaican Apple Saucemug. 
Get the Applemug. by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024
Get the applemug.