Jacob

A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.

Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!

by Jakdib April 20, 2018

Jacober

A "Godly" name. just kidding its shit asf anyways Jaemonder >>>>> Jacober frfr ong bru

Hey I just realised, Jaemonder sounds better than Jacober

Yo really?

Frfr

by YankeeWithBrim March 13, 2023

Jacob A. K

A general cunt

dude: Hey man
Guy: Fuck off
dude: Damn, why are you such a jacob a. k

by TheLegend1618 June 5, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay

Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)

by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019

Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock

Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN

by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021