Dirty Socks

The highest of high shelf bud.

"Dude, did you see the bud Snoop rolls up with?" "Yeah man, that shit looked fire, definitely some dirty socks"

by Goth.mommy.4.christ November 23, 2021

Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023

Al jabber fuck sock

The term for frederiks fat cum sock

I love the smell of al jabber fuck sock

by Dr clambert November 22, 2021

sock flops

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS

Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.

nice sock flops, they look trendy.

im going to put on my sock flops

by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013

Dooky sock

When an unemployed person shits in a sock and puts it on.

It always so squishy when I put on my dooky socks!

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.

Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.

by A-Hole M July 2, 2025

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014