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parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.
As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.
by Mben22075 November 1, 2023
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Car Park Education

Verb: To fight in a car park

- Commonly outside of a place of work
I'm going to give Steve a car park education if he keeps rejecting my ideas.
by Parcels February 8, 2023
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West Menlo Park

An unincorporated town in between Menlo Park and Atherton. The main street it touches is Alameda De Las Plugas. There is an elementary school, a few restaraunts, and other buildings with services. It used to be a neighborhood for the working class that worked for the people of Atherton, however nowadays its very expensive like most of silicon valley. Also called West Menlo
"You tryna go to plantation deli in West Menlo Park?"

"They closed down years ago goofy"

"fr? theres nothing to do in West Menlo Park lets just go to Palo Alto or Sharon hills park"
by alarm-clock January 11, 2023
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dog park daredevil

The questionable practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.
The dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.
by Doggie walker August 19, 2022
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Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.
I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher
by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022
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SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
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Sex in The Trailer Park

An alcoholic beverage, very similar to a sex on the beach but it is made with a tall can of Pabst Blue Ribbon with ketchup and crushed suboxone as a rim finish.

Commonly consumed in West Virgina, Southwest Virginia, and Eastern Kentucky
Bro i just butt chugged a whole “Sex in The Trailer Park!”
by nwordwoman April 10, 2022
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