Deadbeat Mother

A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is

That deadbeat Mother is telling everyone that I am her baby's daddy.

by Amschel April 10, 2025

Unexpecting Mothers

A parking space that doesn’t exist.

Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 24, 2023

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021

MILK (Mother I'd Like To Kill)

A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.

Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!

Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!

Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.

by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. January 7, 2025

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

your biological mother

means 'your mum (mom)' but posh-er

person: your biological mother is so morbidly obese...
you: shut up

by Random Ghost :) February 5, 2024

Mother

Somebody who should love and care for you but most don't

My mother was supposed to come to my soccer game, but she was over at her Pilate instructor's house, again.

by flirtykeys May 15, 2025