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You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
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You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
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