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March 26th

International Empty Set Day is celebrated on March 26th.

Wherein we celebrate having, being, and doing all the things we expressly don't have, aren't, and won't be doing.
Person 1: “It’s March 26th, what have you not accomplished so far?”

Person 2: “I'm proud of each and every one of the 0 doctorate degrees I've earned!”
by _A_M_ April 2, 2021
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March 14th

March 14th. Wait, that isn't right! It should say "the day that Krabs Fries!"
by Rbenis April 23, 2021
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march 14th

Evil jrty owned vigz on instagram and stole p6stel away while @vyx watched in horror
by evil vigz August 21, 2024
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Jo March

Fiercely independent, creative, and unapologetically herself, Jo March is the epitome of a strong-willed, determined woman ahead of her time. A free spirit with a love for literature, she dreams of becoming a successful writer, even when society expects women to settle for more traditional roles. With her wild, untamed hair and a mind that never stops churning out ideas, Jo defies the conventional in every way.

Her heart is as big as her ambitions, as she lovingly cares for her family, especially her sisters, through all the highs and lows of life. She may be quick-tempered and stubborn, but underneath that fierce exterior lies a loyal and compassionate soul, always ready to fight for what she believes in.

Jo's love for writing is her greatest passion, but her journey also involves navigating the complexities of love, loss, and self-discovery. She’s the perfect blend of vulnerability and strength, and her story is one of growth, resilience, and learning to embrace both her ambitions and her heart.

In a world that tries to define women’s roles, Jo March forges her own path with courage and heart—making her one of the most unforgettable characters in literature.
Jo March, with her unruly curls and rebellious spirit, was never one to follow society's rules—she'd rather write her own story, even if it meant defying tradition.
by Waffle_Whisperer December 5, 2024
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BHS Marching Band

A Decent sum of Birdville Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parking lot getting yelled at.
You know the BHS Marching band. They are so cool!
by Chad_Broskii June 22, 2025
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March 15

Shitting yourself day.

The day where you are allowed to crap your pants
Bob: “why’d you shit your pants man??”
Couch: “it’s March 15th.”
by shreshre July 28, 2025
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Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.
A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
by potatoman- August 31, 2025
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