Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

Spank me hard

A euphemism for fuck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the "SPANK ME HARD!" which expresses the literal desire to be spanked.

Friend: Dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house.

You: Spank me hard! My xbox was in there.

by lemontwisty December 11, 2010

G-HARD

a superhero who's power is to make soft things hard. If you have troubles in the bed room, fellas, don't be afraid to call up G-HARD, he'll end allll your troubles.

boy: "I'm sorry this normally doesn't happen to me!"
girl: "I'm sooooo sure"
boy: *under his breath* "G-HARD I need something stiff."
G-HARD MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS AND STIFFENS THINGS UP!!!! and says "NEVER FEAR! I'M HERE!!!"

then the boy and girl fuck. it was a good time :)

by capital pants just came out... October 13, 2011

High hard one

getting stiffed.

man I got the high hard one on that rice grinder

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Rockso Hard

to be really good at something

You Rockso hard

by Syason February 6, 2003

sap hard

to sap excessively, "drink" to excess. To eat too much.

"toSap Too Hard"
To be in a state of confusion or hallucination.

"Yo dawg, I sapped hard last night and got got fuckin' out."

Yo dawg, I think I sapped too hard on homework last night and i'm really tired now."

by Taka October 29, 2003

hangin' hard

verb - to relax to the upmost extent. once comfort becomes an ideal. to relax on the 'reg' (regular).

K: Hey! Want to hang as hard as humanly possible?
B: Yeah, we do that on the reg...hangin' hard.

by headweight sparklebeard February 19, 2010