Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
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Get the Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories mug.It isn't. I'm not getting clicks. You are clearly doing this over your religion and not because you're skeptical and if you are reading this then your level of certainty is likely >= mine.
Hym "Not fake. I'm not recording myself so I can't fake anything. I don't need to do it myself or be taught a lesson. If anyone gets what they want out of this then what they want is not something you are going to like. The only thing fake around here is schizophrenia."
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Get the Fake Bake mug.An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
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After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
by The real pahooga February 25, 2025
Get the Fake Urk mug.A fake friend is someone who manipulates you, they try to act friendly at first but when you get to know them they make you do terrible stuff while your innocent and all after that when your ruined and think that they are the only one you can rely on they leave you.
when they leave you, they make you feel like they were the victim not you. You cant even wear long sleeves because of them. Dont worry. That not all.
i do miss her tho.
when they leave you, they make you feel like they were the victim not you. You cant even wear long sleeves because of them. Dont worry. That not all.
i do miss her tho.
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