A moment in life or on webcam that something funny or interesting happens to a friend or lover that you feel all your facebook friends NEED to know. (ie. embarrassing moment, accident, personal matters) That you post on your wall on Facebook
I made a faceplant last week and my bestfriend decided it was a facebook moment. Now people make fun of me for it!
My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
My girlfriend did a booby dance last night. It was a total Facebook moment!
by Sinkid` January 4, 2011
Get the Facebook Momentmug. Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
Get the Facebook Nerdmug. The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.
by darthnebett April 7, 2011
Get the Extreme Facebookingmug. Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well
I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.
by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011
Get the Facebook smartmug. person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
Get the facebook jockinmug. Someone that will post a status, comment, picture, etc. About how they're gonna kick someones ass. But in real life they wouldn't even look at you wrong.
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them
by Jessssie(; October 14, 2011
Get the facebook stunnamug. Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Kurtingmug.