Ape face

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.

Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point

by dyson boshky January 15, 2009

Face helmet

When a woman's face is saturated with semen and she allows it to set and become solid.

Dude, I picked up last night and came all over this chicks face while she was sleeping, the best thing was she didn't wake up so in the morning she had an awesome face helmet going on.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and i punched her square in the face, luckily she was wearing a face helmet i had prepared earlier.

by facey face helmet February 19, 2010

Face Queen

A fat woman who has learned to satisfy men by using her mouth instead of her body. She often performs oral sex to the male organ, surrounding area or anus (tossed salad) to satisfy any lover she can obtain.

Buddy #1: "Why is that guy with that disgustingly obese woman? He could get and keep someone a lot more attractive to impress his friends and family."

Buddy # 2: "He likes his salad tossed, hot women don't usually do that and they are a lot of work to please.. so he prefers his Face Queen."

by newfie2 November 25, 2011

mauw face

when you are so hungry and you FINALLY get to eat, so you eat like you've never eaten before in your life.

When you're having girl's night out on a Saturday night and by the time everyone meets up and you finally get to the restaurant and everyone is sooo hungry that you all just want to mauw face!!!!!!!!

by browneyedgirl71 November 4, 2009

vagina face

means a person has a face or a part of their face that looks like a vagina. made up by two awesome kids who were horrified to find that their evil bus driver subsitute had a vagina face.

Ew that old lady has a vagina face.

by imcoolerthanurmom May 13, 2005

Twat Face

A female manager who smells, acts, and looks like an ovesized and animate vulva. A common characteristic is the possability of one body part being of larger size than another (i.e. one leg longer than the other; one ear bigger than the other).

"It smells like twat, I wonder if Twat Face just got here."
"Twat Face needs a douche to wash the sand out of her vagina."
"Is Twat Face back in tab again?"

by k-liz May 11, 2003

Pepperoni Face

lots of zits acne on a face

Hes a creeper, pepperoni face and braces and all..

by LeRose March 28, 2009