Carpet Cunt

Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.

"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"

by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011

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CUNT Cheeks

The crease between a booty liciuous woman and her pussy.

Someone you want to smack in the face for being a cunt.

Damn girl when I get you from behind, I can’t help putting my babies on your cunt cheeks.

I am about ready to smack cunt cheeks over there.

by Slide it in Hen May 27, 2018

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Cunting Bunting

Just any type of bunting. Used by people who think bunting is for "gays".

"Alright, i'll come to the fucking barbecue, but I am leaving if they've hung up cunting bunting!"

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017

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cunt sack

someone who likes The Rocky Horror Picture Show remake is a cunt sack

Did you watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show remake? No, because only a cunt sack would watch that.

by XENA THE CAT October 16, 2016

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the biggest ho you have ever dated that has cheated on you, that you now want nothing to do with. Imagine a female dragging her vagina across the carpet (like a dog drags its butt) to scrape the disease off the marking she leaves on your floor is the stripe

Hey bro i heard Michelle was sleeping with her baby daddy and 2 other dudes while dating you, she a cunt stripe.

Yeah i know i'm going to have to go bleach my ish.

by Phobes June 7, 2011

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