Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

When a guy cums and wipes it on his girls ass and her ass is warm from smashing she says butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Last night I told Timmy to butter my butt and call me a biscuit

by Hehehe🔥 June 30, 2018

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled

When someone uses you over and over again

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019

callee

A shortened term for "stall call", which is a phone call made from a bathroom.
see stall call

Jose: Jorge, are you in there?
Jorge: Be right there! I'm making a quick Callee!
Jose: MAKE IT SNAPPY

by Assswadder May 31, 2007

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

Hol up, ima call u back.

Then the next sound you here is the Face time call sound to show your ass she/he/they/it/etc are gone. They don't give two dam shit's about you. Someone maybe walked in from leaving her for DAYS while you stood by It/him/them/her/etc

DAILY?

They aren't worth ya time, leave them/her/he/it/etc if you still can.

" Hol up, ima call u back. " Serafina said with a swift push of the hang up button.

by THE true tell-arrr December 9, 2021

your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

by thesheet November 16, 2010