tits on a burning tit rod 

Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!

Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!

tits on a burning tit rod by Tits2622 December 6, 2009

my hotdog is burning 

Often used to get out of awkward situations.

'Dude, do you wanna see this scar on my balls?'
'Brb my hotdog is burning'

my hotdog is burning by frott April 18, 2010

burnt chicken nugget

A burnt chicken nugget can mean two things one being McDonald's screwed you over the other being a nickname for a great human being

Example god this day is like getting a burnt chicken nugget

burnt chicken nugget by Foodmadoods May 21, 2017

ass burner 

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

ass burner by Randy August 11, 2004

burnsey 

A waterpipe cone consisting primarily of tobacco with very little cannabis present. Originated from The Simpsons episode where Monty Burns appears holding a waterpipe, stating that he had only been smoking 'harmless tobacco smoke'.

Linc was running out of weed, so he'd been hammering down the burnseys all evening. It gave him quite a head spin.

burnsey by Cnil August 28, 2009

Burnt Steak 

A pussy so black (inside and out), and crusty lipped that it looks like a burnt steak (that has been butterflied).

Hey you know that bitch i fucked last night...? Her pussy looked like a Burnt Steak! I didn't know whether to grab a RUBBER or some fuckin A1!!

Burnt Steak by EnigmaChode April 23, 2010

burning down the house 

Expression describing the dismantling of the deeply corrupt and inefficient US prison industrial system.

Let’s get started burning down the house to start saving the US taxpayers gigantic boatloads of money.

burning down the house by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019