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Hot cross bum

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.
Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?
by Nicearse July 7, 2016
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freshly bummed eyes

When a persons eyes are all bloodshot and red as if they have been crying from severe pain from being freshly analed for the first time.
"Jaaaames?! Have you got freshly bummed eyes?"
by Destroyerofdirtboxes January 19, 2017
mugGet the freshly bummed eyesmug.

Willy Bum Fool

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.
Excuse me young man, would you care to partake in a willy bum fool because my cats just died.
by aNDY bELOO November 11, 2008
mugGet the Willy Bum Foolmug.

greasy bum sex

for some one to have anal sex and the balls going up the arse are sweaty also shortened down to gbs
"oh fck yeah i just had greasy bum sex with my gf"
by flibe September 22, 2006
mugGet the greasy bum sexmug.

Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!
by The Dazzler May 6, 2006
mugGet the Bus Drivers Bummug.

pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008
mugGet the pokey bum funmug.

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