When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.
by Nicearse July 7, 2016

When a persons eyes are all bloodshot and red as if they have been crying from severe pain from being freshly analed for the first time.
by Destroyerofdirtboxes January 19, 2017

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.
by aNDY bELOO November 11, 2008

by flibe September 22, 2006

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
by The Dazzler May 6, 2006

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008
