dirty baja blast

(1) A sexual act performed specifically on a sandy beach where a penis having person fucks their partner from behind. The penis haver, before orgasming, says, "I gonna baja blast!" Then ejaculates onto their partners back while simultaneously dumping seawater, being contained nearby, onto the individuals back as well.

(2) a limited time online exclusive drink at taco bell; a baja blast with vanilla sweet cream

"Did you and Eric have fun camping at the beach last night?"

"Oh yeah we did! He even gave me a Dirty Baja Blast"

"Which kind?"

"Both"

by Elbis February 3, 2025

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Illinois Butt Blaster

When two people spread their butt cheeks and fart into each others rectums

A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

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Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

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Renton Mind Blast

The effect on one’s psyche when finding themselves in Renton.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.

One might think a friend would return safely from Renton, but the Renton Mind Blast seldom sees survivors leave the same as they entered.

by MildlyishInsane January 25, 2026

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