Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.

Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.

by Whalosaur July 15, 2023

crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021

Pussy Blocked

He or She that stops you from getting laid from a vagina

Vito got pussy blocked until his old lady came home, he was out of control. He Stayed up for weeks cause he couldn't get that good nut sleep.

by TheAmazonianSavage May 29, 2019

Joshua Block

a mentally challenged tiktoker, aka worldoftshirts who brags about being rich despite not having a home and being a literal alcoholic... aside from him drinking every night he often times crashes out from his trigger word, "put the fries in the bag" while screaming and causing a scene in public.

kid 1: josh put the fries in the bag
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking

by idontknowwhattoput420 August 25, 2025

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

chick blocking

A female version of manspreading where a woman will encounter 2 or more women she knows. They all stop, form a cluster at the point of contact, and start talking. They are unaware that they blocking a shop entrance, footpath, grocery store aisle, or other public access point. They continue to talk while not noticing that they are forcing people go around them or take a different way.

I had collected my disabled daughter from school. As I was pushing her wheelchair to the car, I came across 4 women who were waiting for their kids. They were chick blocking the footpath and did not seem to notice that we needed to get past. So I had to go off the footpath and push her wheelchair through the mud. I then had to clean my daughter's wheelchair before she could use it in the house.

by urbanned dictionary November 5, 2025

Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019