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bars

I have no bars. Oh, well.
by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018
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Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
by mondaymonday August 24, 2016
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Bar

Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
by EYAL5555 November 22, 2021
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anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex
She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound
by Lynzz November 2, 2023
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bar poopsie

flirtatious woman ,who hangs around bars a lot ,looking for a man. often has unattractive features but is thick skinned and brash
dont get friendly with Snaggle-tooth Mary,she is a real bar poopsie
by junnyald December 24, 2010
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5 bar

5 bar meaning is a meaning created by animefanyea in kyubi, he expresses himself by saying “get 5 barred diddy” when an insolent being says something foolish unironically

Like this for example
“I’m gonna touch you so hard you’ll be bleeding from somewhere you didn’t even know existed

Animefanyea:BRO IS DIDDY GET 5 BARRED KEDDDD 😭
by Niggaraper20000 August 28, 2025
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Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
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