Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

green tree

A lame ass motherfucker who loves the environment

That green tree would never throw trash on pelicans.

by Noodlerino May 3, 2023

The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.

"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."

by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017

tree

a tall ,green and leafy stick.
can be mistaken for a giant salad kebab.

'hey there tall ,green and leafy can i eat your branches?'

TREEEEEEEE

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Tree Shirt

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.

One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.

by jscult January 8, 2021

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014