Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho

by dudperfect February 21, 2019

Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

Dick Brick

An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.

A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.

I was so close to getting some, but Holland wouldn’t leave. She’s such a dick brick.

by Pegretscravis April 25, 2019

Dick pushed in

Completely sucking, losing, failing, or otherwise getting owned at a task.

I played my buddy in Madden yesterday and got my dick pushed in, he beat me 17 times in a row with the Bills.

by DrCosmos24687 May 15, 2019

Blank dick

When you have plenty of an item and someone asks for a few and you tell them no.

Ben needed some pvc 90’s and we had a whole box. He asked for some and we told him no. We blank dicked him.

by Tiller the Killer May 15, 2019