John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
by Bucknasty Bizzy February 22, 2011
Get the Bloody Polar Bearmug. by SarnXero March 29, 2010
Get the Koala Bear Weekendmug. When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.
by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017
Get the Polar bear defensemug. by FreedomFighterMN July 31, 2010
Get the Bear Grylls Stylemug. by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001
Get the bad news bearsmug. someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.
guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door
guy1) uh, yeah no problem...
guy2) thanks
guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear
by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011
Get the menacing teddy bearmug. A Taiwan slang swear phrase directly (literally) translated into English. Functions like "your momma's" or "fuck that."
by Will L June 22, 2005
Get the her grandmother's bearmug.