A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
Get the texas toiletmug. His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.
by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014
Get the Texas twinsmug. Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
by Little England April 2, 2017
Get the The Texas two stepmug. A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day
Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you
by Overknown April 1, 2024
Get the Texas Ball Fondlermug. by Michael F. Phelps August 3, 2016
Get the texas sunsetmug. by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
Get the Texas fold 'emmug. by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025
Get the Duffy my Texasmug.