Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.
by futuregoggles July 03, 2019
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a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 10, 2024
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A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 10, 2024
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Turd Shitter

Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!

Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!
by Chris "The Outlaw" December 18, 2007
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Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.
Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.
by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025
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Snow Turd

All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 05, 2023
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