Kentucky Creek Water

Illegal homemade corn liquor. Also can be called moonshine. Usually very high in alcohol content.

"At the party last night, we got wasted off of Dale's Kentucky Creek Water"

by cholt April 15, 2009

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

Calm your waters

to settle down or calm down, Usually when someone is angry or annoyed.

John was really pissed off yesterday, so i said calm your waters.

by Gill Martin December 9, 2008

Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

by xicetraex January 30, 2010

Low water pressure

A polite way of saying someone is experiencing similar side effects of taking steroids. Including but not limited to: low sex drive, shrunken testicles, body acne, unnecessary aggressive behavior and extreme mood swings.

Example: You know what they say about low water pressure right?

by Mermaidgirl October 22, 2015

mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.

She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.

by omega man 72 January 14, 2017

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020