Texas

In this context, "Texas" refers to the first state to implement a ban on cellphones in classrooms, leading parents to give their children the classic Texas Instruments calculator which has always remained unchanged since 1995—despite kids often wanting the latest iPhone.

After Texas banned cellphones in class, my parents handed me a Texas Instruments calculator, while all I wanted was the newest iPhone to keep up with my friends.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Texas Pepperoni

When someone has big ahh nips and you wanna suck on em

Zach Brogan has some texas pepperonis

by forniterizzla9 September 24, 2025

Texas Cheese Whistle

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.

Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!

by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025

West Texas Willie Stomp

To be completely ahead and then lose in spectacular fashion.

James had 3 of of kind but got West Texas Willie Stomped by a flush on the river.

by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025

Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.

"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."

by gloobi November 1, 2025

Texas loving

Sex that is rough and loud

You gotta give her some texas loving if you want to keep her

by SeanWiltucket November 19, 2025