Popey special

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”

Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”

Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”

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Dunster special

Socializing with the same people every week.

Hey pat, you coming to the pub? It’s a Dunster special.

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Hope just took a Dante special, she still smells, and her wash cloth is still dry....

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When a you sits in the corner of a room and films your fiance getting plowed by his father

Fuck me, I just pulled a Nuggzz special

Simply, you get fucked up or over by somebody that has a Trademark in their name.

As the definition says: " You got served, The "Trademark Special"!"

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Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head

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The act of vomiting hungover in a toilet at your pathetic desk job and laying a fat shit on top it on company time.

Yo the casino was so lit yesterday that I dropped a Gents Special at work

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