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Social Distancing

by LilTankman April 4, 2020
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socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
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Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.
“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”
by T.RexxSr. April 23, 2020
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Social De-Distancing

The process of removing they socially accepted 6 foot invisible boundary between others, initially put in place to deny transmission of the Covid-19 "Corona Virus".
Chad: I can't wait to get out of the house and be near the bois again!
Jimmy: Yeah hopefully we can get rid of that dumb six foot stigma and do some Social De-Distancing.
by Justice Won May 4, 2020
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Social Distintitus

A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.
I suffer from Social Distintitus.
by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020
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social uneasing

Distress created by the collective suicide of premature reopening.
Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.
by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020
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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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