Sloppy

After a heavy night of drinking, you wake up feeling like a slushy. With every step you can feel the alcohol slopping from side to side in your stomach.

“Holy fuck bud, I don’t know if I have ever felt so sloppy in my life.”

by NolanTalk August 2, 2018

Lobbin’ Sloppies

When you are hitting on someone while extremely intoxicated.

By the end of the night I was so wasted, I was lobbin’ sloppies on any girl that would stand still.

by El_ghosto August 10, 2018

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

Hot and Sloppy

These 3 smalls words could go as anything. Adjective, verb, anything you want. For example....

1. I gave my homie a hot and sloppy
2. You hot and sloppy retarded piece of shit
3. Only the hottest and sloppiest hot and sloppys here
4. A hot dog and sloppy joe combined

by HotandSloppyMan February 19, 2019

Sloppy papi

When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.

Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi

by Uselessnamehere February 19, 2019

Sloppy Joe

When someone sucks dick while eating food at the same time.

Ex. Tim wanted Angela to give a sloppy joe.

by Purpleslushie September 23, 2018