sam

Sam (the guy name) is an overall great person. He is smart, musically talented, funny, dresses well, has a great personality, and is basically the human version of Superman. He is definitely caring, and he is a great friend. He has great friends

"I have a crush on Sam." said Sally.

"I ship you guys hardcore." said Susan.

by vinesforthedayzz May 2, 2019

sam

A fucking cute ass dude i met on omegle

"sam really do be looking cute tho"

by jakey.wakey_ April 9, 2020

Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

Sam

The name of a 17 year old boy who has a part time job at tesco and will never pass his driving test.

You can't pass your driving test, you're a Sam!

by Chilllyboy May 21, 2016

Sam

Sam, a verb, is the most hurtful form of anal sex. The pain is so immesurable that it becomes pleasure. It occurs when the plough-engine is too big for the hole.

-damn boi I'd Sam her

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam the doge

The most superior, perfect, and amazing doge.

Brian: “Dang, Thant’s is that Sam the doge??”

Arron: “yessirrrr, that’s Sam the doge!”

by Theoneandonlybrian October 4, 2022

Sam

Sam means "a smart person, being good at everything related to school". It means "a nerd". Being a Sam means "being a nerd".

He must be Sam, because he has round glasses and he is always in the library. (He must be a nerd, because he has round glasses and he is alsways in the library.)
You're being a Sam! (You're being a nerd!)
I'm not a Sam! (I'm not a nerd!)

by saada. February 28, 2019