perfect vacation

A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your

life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.

A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure

by SmokeyRub March 16, 2015

Perfect puppet

When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you

You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you

by Dogggycoms November 02, 2021

Perfect puppet

When friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling what you do

Your sister is so controlling, she turning you into her own perfect puppet

by Dogggycoms November 01, 2021

perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 03, 2021

National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 05, 2021

Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020

the perfect finish

When during sex you both have an explosive orgasm at the same time.

I knew things were gonna be hot after our first time together when we had the perfect finish.

by Photofreek18 May 11, 2020