poop impotent 

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

poop impotent by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015

Poop Loops 

Noun:

Something cats do after making a poop. Excitedly and hyperactively running around in circles or back and forth (should there not be enough room for circles) like a crazy kitty. This may occasionally include psychotic meowing and making a mess of your home (especially mangling freshly folded clothes, knocking over cups of liquid and skidding across stacks of paper.)

Sylvester loves to make poop loops after taking an especially stinky poop because he is so proud.

My kitty did poop loops around the living room which are much preferred over making skid marks on the carpet.

Poop Loops by Nemmesis March 17, 2016

poop twin 

A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time

Alana: I have to poop so badly

Hayden: omg I just pooped

Alana: poop twins!!!

poop twin by nameable April 6, 2016

poop omelette 

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

poop omelette by PKNdle April 9, 2016

Poop-blocked 

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.

"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.

Poop-blocked by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016

poop nozzle 

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

poop nozzle by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

Poop chute 

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

Poop chute by Critter Liam March 9, 2017