mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lovepier September 19, 2021

Mud Lumber

Doo-doo, plain and simple.

The mud lumber yard... the ol' Savings and Load... the BOX, man! (Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy, 12/2/2006)

by TheropodX December 03, 2006

Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022

Mud Bunky

a shit.

I gotta drop a mud bunky

by jeff medrala February 05, 2020

mud slushie

What's left in the toilet when you have terrible diarrhea.

Dude! Next time you drop a mud slushie at my house please remember to flush it. Poop shit diarrhea

by Watch out for wendigos March 12, 2017

Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies March 25, 2018

Fat as mud

A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.

Me: “That guy is huge!”

My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”

by billiam17 February 20, 2024