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No Life Peterson

Someone With no life ,who has to point out others' minor mistakes,and tell them what to do .No Life Petersons often must prove their point with articles on wiki sites,and other things found on Google hastily. They then show the "proof to the correctee with a look on their face that conveys an " yeah i toold you" type feel,well after the fact. no life Petersons generally do this because they have no life .
Person:Jamie is such a no life peterson ,he spent all night googling to prove you're has an apostrophe .
by name21 July 31, 2011
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Object to Life

1. A person that gets so mad at an inanimate object that they wish it was alive, just so they could kill it.
I stubbed my toe on that f***ing table again! If I had one wish, I would wish that f***ing Object to Life so I could f***ing kill it!
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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Life Mistress

The friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a sexual one, but she could destroy you with the information she's gathered about your life.
Hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn't walk? I'm sure glad my girlfriend was asleep
by Stonee November 2, 2010
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Life hack

Life hacks are done by people who think the earth is flat.
by sid92 May 19, 2019
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Life Juice

Liquid necessary for sustaining life, typically water but often including other beverages such as coffee.
"You guys drinking enough life juice?" - Brian, over the radio
by Hornbae June 13, 2018
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Circle Of Life

Circle Of LifeFull circleyoung drug dealer don’t give nothing for free but gets the pussy from young party girls and even helps her smoke her dope. She walks away with a bowl and big purse that holds her body spray and extra pair of sandles. He is also fed well by washed out, oily hair cigarette and body spray scented old party girl with a big purse that has extra dollars for Internet cafe, and her sexy underware and pantyliners in case she gets lucky which is not often only from the pervert old connects who smells of feet, hat sweat and musk old man cologne who takes care of the bagwhores but too old to get the young party girl pussy but hooks her up with dope, cigarettes even a good buzz but leaves with his money and maybe some tools from his moms garage where he been since he became an adult at 30 and his room was rented out. She goes to the young connect with tools and money to buy her dope. Fustrated cuz he can’t find his wire cutters and lighter he calls the old party girl with saggy pussy and don’t even have to worry about keeping his shoes on with his smelly feet
You can call me bag-whore but I am just making my way through the circle of life here in the city of Lake Elsinore.
by Obsevme June 15, 2019
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Alien life

When you get high all the time and go to the moon you are considered out of this world. Aliens are out of this world.
I’m fucking digging living that alien life.
by Anthony pontecorvo June 10, 2018
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