Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

LADY BILLIONAIRE

A woman named Dian Deneen Powell Hatcher who hit the Powerball jackpot for a billion dollars!

Congratulations Lady Billionaire for hitting the Powerball jackpot for a billion dollars!

by $$$MILLIONAIRE2BILLIONAIRE$$$ March 28, 2025

da bus lady

Someone asks who drives the bus and you get nervous and respond saying in a shaky voice "da bus lady"

1. Katherine who's driving the bus? Da bus lady.

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Lady Madonna Ramsay

A celebrity who has a world famous pretzel business.

I love lady Madonna Ramsay’s pretzels

by kuonsmask January 22, 2022

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

lady dot

Name for a period

"I just got my lady dot"

by Swagmoneycoop July 8, 2017