Squire’s-law 

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

Squire’s-law by Googledefs February 11, 2023

Sam's Law 

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"

Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."

Sam's Law by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013

Santorum's Law 

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

Santorum's Law by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

in-law 

da peeps who look at ya like ya da devil; or, a human who doesn't break no law

see, unwanted

yo woman's fam

in-law by vincent March 17, 2004

bells law 

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

bells law by simon June 19, 2003

draconian law 

To kill or not to kill

Hey that guy took my samich now I will stabe that nigga because draconian law is fun

draconian law by Smoke weed every data February 23, 2014

The law of Donovan 

The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan

Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan

Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan

The law of Donovan by Doctor scratch and sniff February 7, 2018