by dohmahster August 3, 2009
Get the milk jobmug. 
Dan: Hey, Tom. You wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.
by Gay_Robot August 16, 2010
Get the Rob Jobmug. It Is When You're Mouth Goes On A Male's Penis, Otherwise Known As A Form Of Oral Sex....
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Before You Consider It.
Why Don't You Picture Drinking His Urine
Or Perhaps Eating Your Unborn Children With A Spoon Like Yogurt...
Does It Taste Good Now?
Hoe: I Give A Blow Job For 20
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
You: Bro...He Sits In His Room Jacking Off With Hands That Have Been Who Knows Where, And Then He Pees Out Of It...And On Top Of That, Sperm Come Out When He Cums! And You Sit Here Lickin It All Up. Yeah...Sounds GREAT To Me!
Hoe: Bitch! 20 Bucks Is 20 Bucks!
by Pup101 May 17, 2016
Get the Blow Jobmug. The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.
Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...
Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.
Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.
by Jeremey Dawson May 19, 2008
Get the crush jobmug. a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated
by rabbitspooner February 24, 2011
Get the steve jobmug. When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.
Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.
Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?
Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?
by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010
Get the Slob-Jobmug.