Kentucky Creek Water

Illegal homemade corn liquor. Also can be called moonshine. Usually very high in alcohol content.

"At the party last night, we got wasted off of Dale's Kentucky Creek Water"

by cholt April 15, 2009

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

Calm your waters

to settle down or calm down, Usually when someone is angry or annoyed.

John was really pissed off yesterday, so i said calm your waters.

by Gill Martin December 9, 2008

Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

by xicetraex January 30, 2010

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

Dirty water bottle

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.

LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle

by BigShaggerRom October 14, 2021

Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.

Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!

by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021